Sunday, June 29, 2008

My Oppinions on "Torture Porn"

Movies such as the Saw series and the Hostel series are movies that shouldn't be judged by the storyline. It should be judged on how realistic the gore is. I mean honestly when you watch these movies, you don't expect it to win any Academy Awards. The only reason why we watch these films is because we want to see a bunch of idiotic teens and young adults get mutilated from bit by bit. So who cares if the storyline bites all we need is some good blood splattering fun.


The reason I'm writing this because I always here reviewers criticize the storylines. I just think that reviewers need to look at these films in a different way.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

It's been awhile but here's number 7 to the Top Disney List

7.


I found Toy Story 1 and 2 both equally good. The first one had great moments with Sid, he was a great start to the Toy Story villians. Then of course you get the sweet mellow sounds of "You've Got a Friend in Me" by Randy Newman. How many times have your kids sang that song. Then you get Toy Story 2 with the feisty cowgirl, Jessie, who is the main reason that Toy Story 2 did so well. When she sang "When She Loved Me", I'm pretty damn sure that everyone that watches that scene is filled up with tears or at least gets a lump in their throat. So those are my two picks for number seven. I really couldn't pick one as better film because they're just so great.

Just to let fans know, it is confirmed that there will be a Toy Story 3. Hopefully it can live up to both these films.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

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Saturday, May 17, 2008

Something A Little Different

Instead of me reviewing another movie I thought I should make a blog about really good performances by actors/actresses in movies that I feel will win an Oscar in the future.


Evan Rachael Wood

She is beautiful and talented. Her performance in Thirteen was outstanding, she should have been nominated for that one. I mean if Abigail Breslin could get nominated for Little Miss Sunshine, Wood could definitely win one for that role. Then we get her in Across the Universe. Her character, which is not that hard to portray, is still enjoyable to watch. I still have to see Running With Scissors and The Life Before Her Eyes but just those two performances on their own have already won me over.

Thursday, May 8, 2008

Top Ten Disney Films 10-8






8. Aladdin

This is an amazing tale by Walt Disney. Robin Williams helps make this film a classic. The song "I Can Show You the World" will now be used continuously by American Idol contestants. Not only was this an amazing movie but then later on became a very successful musical.













9. Mulan






It's the only Disney female who knows how to kick some hunny buns. I mean come on the beautiful music and the great battles. This is definitely going to be one Disney classic you wont forget. With beautiful music from the young Christina and the hilarious comments by Eddie Murphy.





10. Snow White


Snow White was the start of all the Disney films. Without it we'd have none of the classics we'd have today. Who can forget the way the queen walked down those dark stairs or the creepy mirror that told queen that she was not the fairest of them all.


Saturday, April 12, 2008

The Mangler: Reborn mangles its viewers to boredom





Not seeing the first two Mangler films I was not sure on how this one would play out. After seeing this one, I don't think I'm even going to bother watching the other two. This movie is by far the worst horror movie I have ever seen.






An old laundry repairman tries to fix the old laundry machine from the first movie. Somehow he mysteriously gets possessed by the machine and becomes the machine. In order for the machine to survive it must drink human blood.




This movie has some of the worst acting I've ever seen. It's almost as if it was directed by some amateur youtube director. The cast obviously has no sense of direction as to how to portray their characters. Even though none of their parts is exactly challenging they still could not portray their characters. It is almost pathetic to watch their attempts at acting.


The camera work is also crappy. It is completely obvious when they switch from night vision to the regular version. The machine it self looked like some college kids art project. Just a bunch of knive glued to random handles.



Overall, this film was beyond boring and was complete crap. The only reason why this film was made was to make money off the last two. If they even made money......




Acting= F+ Horrible


Camera Work=F- Beyond Horrible


Overall: F